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The teacher said, I want you kids to use the word "fascinate".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See Rock City and I was
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because
Little Johnny was noted for his bad language.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
"fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits
are so big, she can only fasten eight."
The teacher cried .
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