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Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.
Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
in.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school
instead.
What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained
specialist.
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends
night stand.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a
police officer.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other
car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to
work at McDonalds?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell
off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me
to speed out of control.
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