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The Drunk Man
A man, who's level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave
a bar and fell flat on his face. " Maybe all I need is some fresh
air," thought the man and crawled outside. Outside, he tried to stand up
again, but fell face first in the mud. "Screw it," he thought.
"I'll just crawl home, then." The next morning, his wife found him in
the hallway, asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" "
How'd you know?"
"You left the wheelchair at the bar again"
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