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Cinderella and The Fairy Godmother
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead
Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from
her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon,
out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said,
"Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well, Cinderella, since you have lived your
wish, is there anything for which your heart still yearns? Cinderella was taken
aback, overjoyed and after some thoughtful consideration, and almost under her
breath she uttered her first wish: "I wish I was wealthy beyond
comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair was turned into solid gold.
Cinderella was stunned.
Bob, her old faithful cat, jumped off her lap and scampered to the edge of the
porch, quivering with fear. Cinderella said, "Oh thank you, Fairy
Godmother." The Fairy Godmother replied, "It is the least I can do.
What does your heart want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at
her frail body, and said: "I wish I was young and full of the beauty of
youth again." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful youthful
visage had returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant
for years and a long forgotten vigor and vitality began to course through her.
Then the Fairy Godmother again spoke, "You have one more wish, what shall
you have?" Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat in the corner and
said, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a beautiful, and
handsome young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a
change in his biological make-up, that when complete he stood before her, a man,
so handsome the like of which neither she nor the world had ever seen, so fair
indeed that birds began to fall from the sky at his feet. The Fairy Godmother
again spoke: "Congratulations, Cinderella.
Enjoy your new life." And, with a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
she was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes,
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most stunningly perfect man she had
ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking
chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms.
He leaned in close blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered: "I bet you regret having me neutered now, don't you?"
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