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3 Go To Heaven
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation.
They are all asked the same question, When you're lying in your casket, and
friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say
The first guy immediately responds, I would like to hear them say that I was
one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man.
The second guy says, I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and
school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow.
The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, I guess Id like to hear them
say, Look, he's moving!
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