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Dead Hunter
A couple of Newfie hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the
ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can
help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
....There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....The hunter says, "OK, now
what?"
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