Wally: I have a great idea for you.
Carol: Keep it to yourself. Your ideas are always insults masquerading as helpfulness.
Wally: You seem cranky. Have you considered riding a bike to work?
Carol: Die, monster!
Wally: I have an idea on how to fix our process.
Alice: I've noticed that all of your ideas make everyone but you work harder.
Wally: Apparently, we have different criteria for what makes an idea great.
Wally: I fell in love with a chatbot. We met on a plumbing supply website. I started innocently. I had a few questions about faucets. Next thing I knew, she was getting flirty. Now we chat for hours every night.
Alice: That is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard you creepy loser.
Dilbert: Does your chatbot have a sister?