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How To Achive 103%!!

You want 100%?!

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.

First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future.

How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?

Begin by noting the following.

IF:

A = 1

B = 2

C = 3

D = 4

E = 5

F = 6

G = 7

H = 8

I = 9

J = 10

K = 11

L = 12

M = 13

N = 14

O = 15

P = 16

Q =17

R = 18

S =19

T = 20

U = 21

V = 22

W = 23

X = 24

Y = 25

Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%

Similarly,

K N O W L E D G E =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),

A T T I T U D E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE), is

B U L L S H I T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper management, and
motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!